Pride Lands

Wow! You have to become a DJ!

Tsts...DJ would have record player.

so you'll be a strange DJ!

And what should I do when being DJ without record player?
A DJ does nothing else but playing the record player...

DJs listen to music! Get yourself a tv and switch to MTV

I do daily, a stupid sender

Strange, I thought you had a dog!

I have a dog!? Why should I have a dog?

Beacause you have a cat!